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12/04/01 Hi,

I'm from Singapore and we don't really have much of a tradition of wedding pranks, but I've got one that I'm using tomorrow for one of my closest friend's wedding.

But first, a bit about weddings in Singapore. It is not uncommon for couples to have their weddings solemnised and registered before holding their wedding dinner some time later. In Singapore, and for Chinese couples this is usually a dinner held at a hotel ballroom or restaurant with at least 20 tables seating 10 guests each and the cuisine is usually an 8 course Chinese dinner.

The married couple usually has a suite at the hotel in question and this is where the joke is played. As the best man/Master of Ceremonies/ Jack of All trades and general troubleshooter, i would have access to the suite and would also be there early to help out.

I have bought about 10 cheap alarm clocks (the 1 AA cell type with a irritating beep) and have attached double sided tape to each. These will be hidden in the suite in as many weird spots as possible (air conditioning vents, toilet bowls, bar fridge, under the TV etc etc) after the dinner is over, we get the bridge and groom to get under the covers and strip. After that we clear the room of all their clothing and leave them one towel to share.

The kicker is that the alram clocks are set to go off at 20 minute or random intervals from midnight onwards.

Just imagine the 2 of them getting down to it and suddenly

"BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP", then imagine 2 people, clothing challenged wandering around a suite trying to locate the damned clock.

I'm getting married in a country where no one knows me.

Just an update, the wedding dinner is over, I planted a number of alarm clocks in the suite, under the bedside night table, in the air conditioning vent, under the bed, behind cornices etc.

One tip though, turn off your mobile phone if you're playing this joke, each time an alarm clock went off i got a phone call.

Leon Tay, Singapore

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that was my mother- in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, but who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel very  uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived,  she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got  married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love  to me just once.. 

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I stood there for a moment, and then turned  around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of  the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. 

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

My friend was stupidly talking about getting hitched to a lady he was "in love with", but she only came around when he had money, or gainfully employed. When the good times left, so did he. 

On the happy day, 2 friends pulled up to the church in a cop car while he was on the front steps, "arrested" him, and we took him to a friend's cabin in the woods. 4 days later, we let him go. His almost wife doesn't believe he wasn't in on it and won't have anything to do with him.

What a shame. 1/4/2000

 

07/02/2001 "At my uncle's wedding, several pranks were pulled, including the key prank... but the funniest part was toward the end, a very pregnant woman came up and gave my uncle a key and said, "You know, Junior sure will miss you now that you have her." 

Another prank at that wedding.... The best man made his "toast", actually reaching into his rented tux, in various locations, and taking pieces of toast and throwing them at the bride and groom.

Finally, a prank at my cousin's wedding reception was actually locking the bride and groom out of the building.

 

Yet another good prank for anyone... for wedding showers, get very cheap gifts, wrap them up with some combination like duct tape and news paper, and sign fake names (i.e. Aunt Irma and Uncle Jake).  Works especially well if it is a young couple that doesn't necessarily know their family history that well, and make sure to put a note of congratulations and apology for not being able to make it to the wedding.  We had my cousin and her husband wondering for about 3 months who those people were.

meggs

 

Making Whoopee 1 2 3

 

"Hmmm, okay. Well in that case, notwithstanding the pie charts provided by Ms. Miller, can anyone think of any other reason why these two should not be joined together in Holy matrimony?"

 

11/30/01 My sister in law got married, and we Vaseline the license plates on the car, she had to drive home across the US and the plates were covered in dirt and bugs, and she got pulled over by a police man that saw her "blacked out" license plates.  Also, if you get a pound of rice and cut slices in the bag on the top, then put it over the sun visors, the first bump they hit, they get a pound of rice.  My poor sister found rice until the day they sold the car.--Ivan

 

1/26/04 "Hi Cheryl, I have in the past done several pranks to friends while they were on their honeymoon.
1. Removed all the labels from the canned goods in the house ???
2. Called and set up several companies to visit or call them on or after the date of their return, i.e. - yard services, new roof, new windows and siding, landscaping changes, etc.
3. Sent a change of address for their home to an address just a few houses away from theirs :)
4. Turned all the bulbs in their house just enough so they would not work when they tried to turn them on.
5. Knowing or figuring out when they were to return, going in the home and playing a cd of running water and watching and listening to them drop everything to find the source of the problem. 
6. Changing all the locks.
7. Cards that they are to go to the post office to pick up boxes, they think that they are delayed gifts - many cards.
8. Changing their home phone number, this one took a little work and luck, but it was well worth the effort, not funny to them initially, but it is now.
That's a few, like your site, Ron

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