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Differences Between Good Girls
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| *Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. | *Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons. |
| *Good girls wax their floors. | *Redheads wax their bikini lines. |
| *Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie. | *Redheads know they could do it better. |
| *Good girls wear white cotton panties. | *Redheads don't wear any. |
| *Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. | *Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. |
| *Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. | *Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it. |
| *Good girls pack their toothbrush. | *Redheads pack their diaphragms. |
| *Good girls wear high heels to work. | *Redheads wear high heels to bed. |
| *Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex. | *Redheads think no place is the wrong place. |
| *Good girls prefer the missionary position. | *Redheads do too, but only for starters. |
| *Good girls say 'no'. | *Redheads say 'when?' |
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*Good girls say "Thanks for a
wonderful dinner." |
*Redheads say, "What's for breakfast?" |
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*Good girls keep a diary. |
*Redheads don't have time. |
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*Good girls love Italian food. |
*Redheads love Italian waiters. |
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*Good girls will apologize, brown
nose and kiss YOUR ass. |
*Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ass. |
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Tell me what you think, about your redhead, or do you have any more redhead jokes?
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