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| Two men were talking. One said: I'd love to be casseroled by a redhead. "What's that mean?" his puzzled friend said, "Casseroled is a cooking term, meaning to be done slowly for a long time."  The first man
shrugged. "Exactly." he replied.
A redhead went out with a guy who said, "I'm going to make love to you like you've never been made love to before." A half hour later the redhead plucked a feather from the pillow and stroked the man's head. He said, "What the heck are you doing?" The redhead said, "Comparatively speaking, I'm beating up your brains."
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?" The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?" |
Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They
spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a
blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more
beautiful brunette. FS" Have you ever slept with a brunette?" SS" Why yes,
in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" They walk on a little further,
and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead. FS" Have you
ever slept with a redhead then?" His companion looks at him and replies "Not a
wink! 351k"
1.3 mpg
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the redhead
wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
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Tell me what you think, about your redhead, or do you have any more redhead jokes?
