Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed? A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied- a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.

Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?"
Blonde after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.

A man & a redhead are standing at a cocktail party when the woman says to the man, "You look just like my third husband."

"Oh, really?" says the man. "How many times have you been married?"

The woman answers, "Twice."

) What's safer: a redhead or a pirahna?
A) The pirahna. They only attack in schools.

Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.

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If you love a Redhead, set her free....if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.