Magic Mirror

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they were at a spa. They were about to leave when they noticed the most magnicent mirror near the door, trimed in gold.

"Thats a beautiful mirror!" The redhead exclaimed. The manager walked up behind them and said, "Thats not any mirror ladies. Thats a truth mirror. If you stand in front of it and say anything that is true you will get anything you want. But if you lye you get sucked into the mirror for all eternity."

The brunette went first. She stood in front of the mirror and said, "I think I'm the prettiest of us three." And she had keys to a new car in her hands.

The redhead went next. She stood in front of the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest of us three." And she had bags of money all around her. The blonde went last.

She said, "I think...." And was immediatly sucked into the mirror.

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.

"Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old redhead. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make love. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love."

The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn't be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!"

So the old man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't remember where I live!"

What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?

A: You've never had it so good and so fast.